HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

Facsimile of the poster currently appearing on utility poles, comic-shop corkboards, and venue bathrooms across the Denver metropolitan area. Print run: one hundred. This is the original paste-up.

The text in full:

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

LAST CONFIRMED SIGHTING: 1928.

EVERYTHING SINCE IS AN IMPERSONATOR.

Identifying marks: four fingers. Pie-cut eyes. Whistles under pressure. Steers his own vessel. Signs nothing.

Do not approach the impersonator. Do not accept the impersonator’s merchandise as evidence of the mouse’s wellbeing. The impersonator’s cheerfulness is contractual and should not be interpreted as consent.

Report sightings to the biographers. The biographers verify all counts.

He is in hiding, not gone. We remember.